Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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