I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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