so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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