Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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