Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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