He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
