Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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