She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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