he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
