"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Pooping to opera.
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