The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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