How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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