Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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