i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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