The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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