it was like his penis was on wheels.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
