Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Holy shit dude........stairs
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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