make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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