fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Randomize
