oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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