I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
