im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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