nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize