Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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