i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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