whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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