Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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