My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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