I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
