I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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