Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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