I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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