I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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