he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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