but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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