Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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