I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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