it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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