...so i touched it.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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