Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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