How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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