Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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