I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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