Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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