I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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