i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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