i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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