it was a shit show
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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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