lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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