Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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