ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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