butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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