if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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