Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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