It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
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