so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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