aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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