i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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