We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Randomize