youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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